Podcast #324: Psychedelic Sacraments and Twitter for Morons

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2020

⏱️ 121 minutes

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0:00.0	what is that everything is everything nothing what is it it's just some voice i do sometimes
0:06.7	when i'm like high are you high right now no but when i'm high and and there's no one around
0:12.3	yeah at night you just do voices to yourself like is that how you people get good at accents
0:18.6	it's just doing it yeah when they're alone and trying it. When I was at the casino, I would constantly be talking to myself while I'm driving a car. Like parking a car or bringing a car down, I'd be like, I would like to talk to talk to And then like when I get up to make a drink at night, like two in the morning and there's no one around. I'll just be like, hey, yo, what's up, homie?
0:39.4	Well, you have some pretty funny, funny voices that you do with, like, the emoji characters.
0:45.5	Oh, yeah, those bit emoji things?
0:47.3	Yeah, that are hysterical.
0:48.5	Yeah, I got a, are we, are we recording?
0:52.2	Yeah.
0:52.5	Okay.
0:53.1	I do an Indian guy.
0:55.0	I got a Mexican guy.
0:56.7	You have a black woman.
0:57.5	An old black woman.
0:58.5	That's my favorite.
0:59.3	Yeah.
0:59.8	I think it's my favorite too.
1:01.6	Like I'll be watching like some hip hop thing.
1:04.8	Yeah.
1:05.2	Some concert and I'll pause it to go make a drink.
1:07.6	And I'll just be like, oh, they good.
1:11.0	Oh, they real good, yo.
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