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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #323: Our Election Erection

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2020

⏱️ 136 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome to Christians and Jason's post-election coverage of election 2020.

0:07.0

Yeah.

0:08.0

Actually, this is our, we are only doing this episode because of the election.

0:16.0

Yeah, because we, I mean, you were gone for the last like 10 days or something.

0:20.0

Yeah, and we would normally skip it because I've been gone.

0:38.6

And that's why it's late on a Monday night. But there's so much to talk about the election that we have to do this. It might be shorter. I say that. It could be longer. Who knows? We owe it to the people. Yeah, yeah. Everybody, I'm sure, is just dying to know what the drunk ex-passers have to say about the selection. I know.

0:40.7

Yeah. Yeah. Everybody, I'm sure, is just dying to know what the drunk ex-passers have to say about the selection. I know. Yeah. I've decided that I'm not going to say anything negative this week. Why? Because I... What's wrong? Because, because... This is how I felt, was it Saturday when they called it officially for Trump for a Saturday late morning

0:54.6

I think yeah so I woke up that was earlier actually early morning yeah I woke up in um

1:01.0

Jane it late for us we left early for back up here drive right right right well I woke up around

1:06.2

nine and Janie had the TV on which is you know never happens and I'm like what's'm like, what's up? She's on, I'm like, is there news? She's like, yep, there's news. And she told me, you know, and I thought like, you know what? I feel like I need some time to just be a little bit happy. Yeah. And the world needs a little time.

1:28.5

Yeah.

1:29.2

You know? So I'm like, I'm not going to, I'm not going to say anything negative about this at all. Because it's like there's all kinds of negative things that can be said. And there are things that are coming out now that are just like, oh God. But it's like, you know what? I agree with the whole thing of like, we got to, we got to fight and we can't, we got to keep our foot on the gas. We can't just go back to brunch and expect there not to be a worst fascist in 2024. That's going to, going to probably win. Yes. But it's like, no, no, I'm just going to just revel in. I don't even care about Biden. I'm just reveling in Trump's defeat right like

2:02.4

we are going to say bad things negative things about Trump right oh yeah okay all right

2:06.3

making sure but that's not negative that's just reality right I'm not choosing to spin something

2:11.5

negatively when I say that Trump's a fat piece of shit who deserves to die in jail basically

2:16.6

you're not here to rain on everybody's parade.

2:18.6

Right.

2:18.9

I'm not going to do that.

2:20.1

At least I don't think I am.

2:21.9

Probably, I'm probably going to.

2:23.1

Yeah.

2:23.4

We'll see in a couple of drinks.

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