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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #306: Angry Callers and Slogan Precision

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2020

⏱️ 110 minutes

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0:00.0

All right.

0:00.9

Three, two, one.

0:05.4

Dude, did you notice that I left the clap in on the last episode?

0:10.9

What?

0:12.2

Yeah, I just listened to it today, like the first couple minutes.

0:15.3

And the first thing you hear is me going three, two, one.

0:20.4

Why did you do that?

0:23.1

Well, it wasn't on purpose.

0:25.4

For those who don't know, since we're recording remotely, since the pandemic started, we do a clap at the beginning to sync our files because he's recording on, Jason's recording on his end.

0:35.0

I'm recording on my end. So we sync it with a clap. And then we take the two audio files and put them together because the audio is a little bit better and the timing is better when you listen to it. And the clap is just badded bonus. That's right. You're welcome, everybody. Maybe that can be our new intro like every time. That's how we start the podcast. Three, two, one. We just clap for ourselves. What are you drinking? Whiskey ginger. Ah. How about you? I've got a gin and tonic with lime here. Oh, nice. Perfect for like a hot day. It's like 80-something degrees outside. Yeah, you like those gin and tonics when it's warm, huh?

1:11.5

I go more like margarita when it's warm.

1:14.2

I'm not a big gin guy.

1:15.3

I don't hate it, but just the first couple of times I vomited from alcohol was gin.

1:21.6

So I think that turned me off a little.

1:23.2

Wow, that'll stick with you.

1:25.8

Yeah, yeah.

1:27.0

Speaking of vomiting, dude, I'm pretty sure I, like, had a little kidney stone that I passed the other day. What? Yeah. I was sitting there talking to you, remember, a couple days ago? Yeah, and you're all doubled over, and I was laughing at you? Yeah. Yeah. Well, we were talking and then all of a sudden out of nowhere, I get this pain in my side that's almost like debilitating and I can barely even focus or concentrate or anything. And it lasted for maybe 15 minutes. And then I thought it was a hernia. Yeah. There's a bunch of things. We were kind of figure out what it was. It was in my left side, like above my hip under my rib cage.

2:02.3

And, but then, like, an hour or two later, it came back again.

2:05.7

And it was so painful.

2:08.0

And then for the rest of the day, I just had this kind of mild pain there, which I just

2:12.2

kind of ignored.

2:13.6

And then yesterday, the next day, it came back again, like around 11 a m in the morning, 11 a.m in the morning around the same time. And then I'm like, I got to go, I got to pee. And I went to go pee. And it just like burned. And my, this is going to be TMI for some people, but my urine was all like orange and cloudy.

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