three two one what up howdy how's going oh you know just i'm about to embark on a five-week road trip

during a pandemic so yeah we were just laughing off the air about, you know, you've been like living in a bubble,

like a hyperbaric chamber like Michael Jackson.

Yeah.

For like four months and now you're just going to go on a world tour, you know,

just stopping off every single state in the Western United States.

I think I am going through 12 states.

So Oregon, California, well, obviously Washington, Washington, Oregon, California, Arizona,

New Mexico, Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Colorado, Utah, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho.

Dude, that sounds so, that's like, that sounds horrible.

The only states worth going to are the first three and maybe Colorado.

The rest of them all just suck.

Well, here's the funny thing is my trip is about 5,400 miles.

And if I was doing that on the East coast, it would be like 30 states.

Yeah.

I'd be going through like, but on the west side of the country, it's 12 states I get through.

The only state I'm not going that's from east of Denver, I think, is Nevada.

And part of me wants to just like veer off into Nevada so I got, as I can say, I got the whole

western part of the country.

Yeah.

Dude, they should redraw the map.

That'd be rad.

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