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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #280: Foils, Pessimism, and Drinking Alone

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2019

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of DXP Jason selflessly volunteers to do the drinking for both himself and Christian (we'll let you decide if this was a good idea or not). Jason gives Christian his birthday present, and then we get a brief stroke update. We discuss the conservative pathology that always needs an enemy to fight against, then we debate about just how pessimistic we should be about the world. We address some listeners' questions about veganism, after which we share our biebers about annoying containers.

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right.

0:01.2

I think we got that all settled. Are we going to turn them, are we leaving it this loud? Yeah. Okay. I mean, we're at the right normal level we're supposed to be. Sounds pretty loud. Well, I think that's your phones. Hold on. I can turn your phones down. Oh, my, oh, my phones. Top. Yeah, yeah, that's a little bit, that's... Is that good? Um, yeah, it's good. Better? Yeah. Okay. Because it sounds like perfect level for me. Okay. Right now. Until you do any of your screams. I know. Yeah. Happy Friendsgiving. Yeah. Happy Friendsgiving. Happy my yeah. Happy Friendsgiving.

0:38.8

Happy my son, Jonah's birthday.

0:41.7

Tomorrow is my birthday.

0:42.2

Yeah.

0:43.1

And that's all.

0:43.9

Speaking of which.

0:45.4

That's all tomorrow is.

0:47.4

Speaking of which, happy birthday.

0:50.8

I know that it's something that goes on the wall.

0:53.5

Well, you told me that already. Careful, it's kind of open. Okay. So, Christians opening up. I really like your gift wrap. Thank you. It's beautiful. Amazon did it. Yes. You know, you can actually get them to actually gift wrap something for you. Oh, really? Yeah. I never even thought of that. Is it, is it going to be a picture of me and you?

1:11.4

Yep.

1:13.9

Oh, nice.

1:17.1

The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.

1:18.2

I love this.

1:19.9

We'll post the picture on Instagram.

1:21.5

It's so great.

1:25.9

It's the picture that Ron Swanson used to coach those kids.

1:27.8

To train his young boys.

1:28.2

Yeah.

1:31.0

Torso should be thick and impenetrable.

1:33.5

Fishing.

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