Podcast #274: Flying Saucers and Little Green Men

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2019

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of DXP we hear some more valet woes and then listen to all the reasons why traveling through America is a big waste of time. We discuss a recent documentary about Robert Lazar and his claim to have reverse-engineered a flying saucer at Area 51, which leads to a conversation about science and so-called paranormal phenomena. We do our first-ever live interview with a lucky patron, and then share our biebers involving boarding planes and hyperlinks.

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0:00.0	Happy winter.
0:03.0	It's like snow in the mountains around us and stuff.
0:05.3	Yeah, it's cold.
0:05.9	It was 37. It's October 8th. It was 37? 37, dude. Today left the house. Yeah, I left the house to come here. Oh, no way. Yeah. Yeah, well, it hailed today, and the hail hasn't melted. It's just sitting in our yard. It looks like snow a little bit. Yeah, my whole deck is covered in hail.
0:20.8	Yeah.
0:21.3	And the basement?
0:23.1	The basement is cold. But I got the setup, dude. I got the kind, like, I got this hoodie that I put on this. I put it on backwards. It's a zip front front zip hoodie. So I put it on backwards just to cover my torso in my arms. I got this big old blanket on my lap.
0:38.2	Yeah.
0:39.0	I'm just ready to go, baby.
0:41.0	Jason's like, I'm just going to leave this here in my chair every week from now on. So I just come down and it's just ready to hear. When I got here, I'm like, hey, and we borrow a hoodie. And you're like, no, the one you used last week is still sitting down there. I'm like, sweet.
0:52.1	Now I know how the Eskimos, how the Eskimos live, you know?
0:55.3	Like, I feel like, sweet. Yeah. Now I know how the Eskimos live, you know?
0:55.3	Like, I feel like I could brave the tundra.
0:59.0	We're going to get this room done.
1:00.9	I'm going to get this room built.
1:02.9	Maybe I could do it.
1:04.2	I believe in you.
1:06.5	I'm not helping.
1:08.5	Just to be clear.
1:09.4	Okay, got it.
1:27.5	Dude, I pulled up to your house and your neighbor, Jerry. No, Jerry's gone. He doesn't love there anymore. Whatever, some old guy. Yeah. It's like this is the difference between like those people, like baby boomers. Yeah. And Jen Xers, like us. Yes. Because he's out there in the yard.
1:37.1	I kind of looked around the side of your garage and I saw it into his yard and he's got this big, like, his hand, he's got this big clump of like weeds or something like a big, he's doing something out there. That's good.
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