Podcast #273: Asians, Tongues, Veins, and Impeachment

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2019

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

We begin episode #273 of DXP by recounting the events that led one of us to be whisked away from a concert in Seattle to the hospital in an ambulance. We then share a couple voicemails demonstrating how speaking in tongues works, after which we discuss racism against Asians. We pose a question to the scientific community that they have clearly never thought to consider, we discuss the recent impeachment proceedings, and then share our biebers involving courtesy and talking outside.

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0:00.0	All right, we better get started here.
0:03.0	As it goes right now, if we would record straight through with no break, we'd have about an hour and 20 minutes to record.
0:08.8	Oh, really?
0:09.3	Jesus.
0:09.5	So this is going to be one for the record books as far as shortness goes.
0:14.1	Maybe I'll actually put on my headphones in.
0:16.3	Yeah.
0:16.5	Pull my mic up.
0:17.2	We'd do that.
0:22.1	Yeah, so you're going to Colorado or something, right?
0:24.1	Yeah.
0:24.9	Again.
0:26.2	Yeah, I got a work conference there in Denver.
0:28.2	I'm starting to be suspicious that you have another podcasting partner who lives there
0:32.3	and you're too timid in me.
0:35.9	You're all right, though?
0:36.7	I just want to make sure you're okay.
0:37.9	You got a drink in front of you.
0:39.0	Why? Don't I look okay?
0:39.8	You don't look okay at all. Huh, that's weird. Your eye, underneath your eye is a combination of purple and yellow. Let me see. And your lip is all fat. Let me see. Hold on. You got the herb on the lip. I'm going to take a picture of this and put it on Instagram.
0:54.3	Gross.
0:56.9	Yeah, just not sure you should be, I'm not sure I can trust you around substances. Well, I almost got stitches for this. Oh, I thought you did get stitches. No. And then I also whacked my, like, brows, so both my eyebrows hurt pretty bad and then I hit my nose too
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