Heyo! How are you everybody, ladies and gentlemen, citizens of the world? It's me, Harlan Williams.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway. So happy you could be here.

What a show we have today. Oh my God, this one's a nutball.

Okay, I'm gonna be talking about Jenny Craig models.

I think there might be a scam going on. Check out my theory on the

Jenny Craigers. Also we're going to be talking about police training, police training with their tasers and their guns and everything.

I might be running for president, okay? I'm announcing that I might be running for president and check out later in the show people weighing in

listeners calling in and weighing in on whether I should run for president of the United States in the upcoming election.

I'm going to be doing something a little more serious today.

I'm going to be reading a poem again.

We'll see how that goes. I hope you like it. It's not comedy, but it's kind of you know something different

We're gonna be talking about small people. Yeah, that's right, midjits. And then this idiot kid who sings campfire songs,

I'm forced to put him on the air because he's one of the producers' nephews or something. So that kid's coming coming by I hope that doesn't dissuade you

from being right here on the Harlan Highway

Welcome to the Harlan Highway. You fellas been doing a little booze and have you?

Suck it back on Grandpa's old cough medicine?

There's an element of uncontrolled chaos.

The Harlan Highway.

Serving everyone from Presidents and Kings to the scum of the Earth.

What a treat!

Go away!

She a great to fat first.

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