Hello my friends and welcome to the coffee capital of the world the

Harlan Highway I don't know what that meant I don't know what that meant

welcome to the Harlan Highway folks. My name is Harlan Williams. I am your chauffeur, if you will.

And today we are talking about all kinds of things.

We're going to talk about Feng shwaying.

Do you ever fens swayed your house or your environment or your face?

We're going to talk about that.

We're going to talk about what I call a magnet driver.

Okay, you ever been with a driver and they just

seem to be a magnet for everything that's going wrong on the road and you don't know whether to tell them to go this way or that way.

We're going to get into that.

Unfortunately that stupid annoying kid Timmy is here because it's summer he's going to be doing some summer campfire songs

idiot not looking forward to that.

And then a little problem with me, let's just say I ran into a little fertility problem.

We'll get into that. I don't want to talk about it too much. I'm a little uncomfortable.

A little awkward. And then right at the end of the show we're going to talk about nap time.

We're going to help you transition into sleepy time, but not yet.

We're just getting going right here on the Harlan Highway!

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway. You fellas been doing a little booze and have you?

Sucking back on Grandpa's old cough medicine?

There's an element of uncontrolled chaos.

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