I am the Frito Bandito I love Ritos corn chips I love them I do I love Ritos

corn chips I give them to you why am I endorsing Frito's corn chips with a 1970s jingle?

That's no way to start off a podcast, not a podcast of this magnitude.

Hello. Welcome everybody. I am Harland Williams and this is the Harlan Highway.

Thanks for being here.

So glad you can make it along today. We're going to be talking about Chuck Liddell, you know,

the big UFC fighting guy, the Ice Man. I don't know if you're a UFC guy, but even if you're not, I think you'll find this story very interesting.

I saw Chuck doing something that was quite out of his element.

We are going to be talking about dog sex.

Yeah, I'm not even going to fill in the rest, just dog sex, okay?

Dr. Ascot will be here, unfortunately.

It's my second Friday of the month and I have to do my on-air

therapy session we're going to be talking about monkeys evolving. There's a disturbing report that monkeys are now using spears in the

jungle. That's it's getting it's escalating. And then we're going to talk about

fighters and their life. What happens to a fighter like Chuck Liddell when they hang up the

boxing gloves? You're about to find out because we're going to punch it out right here on the

Harlan Highway!

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

You fellas been doing a little booze and have you?

Sucking back on Grandpa's old cough medicine?

There's an element of uncontrolled chaos.

The Harlan Highway.

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