Podcast #263: "DNA," Online Success, and Eternal Retribution

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2019

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of DXP we debrief a bit about the wedding Christian recently attended in Texas, after which Jason teaches us how to speak Chinese (which is not racist). We discuss the return of Aziz Ansari, and then debate whether DNA is total bullshit. We respond to some pushback about whether of not we're successful, and then take a call about sowing and reaping in the Bible. Biebers involve airplane armrests and Sprint's customer service.

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0:00.0	Hey.
0:02.4	What's up?
0:04.1	Not much.
0:04.5	How you all doing here?
0:06.4	Oh, God.
0:07.7	Don't bring that Texas speak.
0:10.0	Don't bring that Trump speak into my world.
0:12.4	It took about 45 minutes of me being in Texas to just develop a little bit of drawl and start saying y'all and kind of.
0:19.1	Get down to double.
0:20.1	Start talking a little bit deeper and kind of
0:22.1	you know just uh yeah just double digit IQ numbers you know you know going on a you probably
0:28.5	easy i'm from texas did you go on a coon hunt while you were there no i did not yeah yeah i was just in
0:36.7	texas sounds awful i just got back last night I was there
0:39.0	for four days yeah I think you wrote to me and you said the number of uh I think you probably
0:45.1	said amount but what you meant was the number of um fat oxygen tanked I did not say fat I think
0:53.0	you said obese no I didn't say that at all.
0:55.2	Corpulent?
0:55.5	I said, nope.
0:57.0	I said that I've never been in a room with so many people with missing teeth and oxygen
1:04.8	tanks.
1:05.4	Oh, yeah, it was the missing teeth.
1:07.2	Yeah.
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