Podcast #262: Martyr Complexes and the "Gifts of the Spirit"
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 15 July 2019
⏱️ 107 minutes
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Summary
In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we discuss the martyr complex of American evangelicals and seek to determine the REAL reason we hate them (hint: It has nothing to do with Jesus). We take some pushback from a caller about our take on female athletes' pay, after which we consider becoming investigative journalists. We discuss the so-called gifts of the Spirit, and then display awe at the mystery that is "the sun." We briefly talk about Jeffrey Epstein and "deepfakes," and then close with biebers.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey. Hey. We've been sitting around drinking and shooting the shit for a while. Just been chopping it up. Good times. Yeah. Dude, I heard you got a huge tip. I saw on Facebook. You said you got a huge tip from some meth monkeys. Oh my God. Is that what you called them meth monkeys? It's what I called them. Is that what you call them there? Like when you're talking to the other valets that you work with? Yes. Did you make up the term? No, I learned it from Hank Schrader. Okay. You know who that is, right? Yeah, from Breaking Bad. Yeah. Walt's brother-in-law. Yeah. So, okay. So I'm at work the other day and i see these two guys and they're |
| 0:39.8 | if anybody who's new listening jason is a valet at a casino yeah yeah at the snow it's a very |
| 0:44.2 | nice casino it's not like some like strip mall casino it's like a beautiful yeah it's a couple |
| 0:49.0 | hundred million dollar property yeah but it's like it attracts you know the kind of people you |
| 0:52.9 | expect yeah there's a whole thing dude it's like i've probably talked about it before but it's like it attracts you know the kind of people you expect yeah there's a |
| 0:54.6 | whole thing dude it's like i've probably talked about it for but there's a whole ecosystem of factors |
| 0:58.8 | yeah that it's like if you wear that then you also think this and you also drive that and you also |
| 1:05.1 | tip that right it's like everything's connected yeah but anyways like um i see two guys. It's all judging a book by its cover, basically. |
| 1:12.7 | That's the best way to judge a book. Yeah. Other than by reading the whole book, but who has time to read a whole person. True. So, um... Good point. I see these guys, and it's like, I swear I'm looking at like Badger and Skinny Pete from Breaking Badd while we're on the topic. Right. |
| 1:25.3 | It's like just like not a full set of teeth between him. |
| 1:28.0 | Was Badger the guy? |
| 1:28.6 | He had like a really funny voice, right? |
| 1:30.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:31.1 | And skinny. bad while we're on the topic. It's like just like not a full set of teeth between him. |
| 1:27.9 | Was Badger the guy? He had like a really funny voice, right? |
| 1:30.8 | Yeah. And Skinny Pete was the guy who was just like emaciated. Right. They're funny bad. They're really funny. Yeah, but Badger's voice something like he's like constantly horse or something. Yeah. Yeah. I like this guys. Yeah. But anyway, I see these two guys and I'm like, oh my God, these guys are like almost like, it's like you walked off a set of a show about. |
| 1:49.4 | About crystal meth monkeys. |
| 1:51.5 | Being made in Albuquerque. |
| 1:54.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:54.8 | And I'm like, I said to myself like, God, I hope I don't get them. |
| 1:59.2 | You know, when it's my turn to be up, bring a car down, I hope I don't get them, you know, when it's my turn to be up, |
| 2:02.7 | you bring a car down, I hope I don't get them, you know? |
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