Podcast #258: Spaghetti, the Rapture, and Assisted Suicide

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2019

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

We begin DXP #258 by revisiting the natural disaster that our fervent and effectual prayers thankfully averted. We then introduce a new topic in our segment, "I Guess We'll Never Know," involving why the makers of spaghetti can't even speak their own language. We launch a new segment which has us introducing and defending belief in something preposterous, after which we address the topic of assisted suicide and whether mental health is really a thing. Biebers involve empty threats and door handles.

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0:00.0	Hey there.
0:01.5	What's up?
0:02.2	How are you?
0:23.7	Good. Drinking early in the day again. Yep. The things we do for love. Yeah. I have a little bit of a cold or something. I think it might be allergies. I don't know. Dude, my allergies, we had Paige's grad party. You know, the other day you were there. Yeah. Dude, my allergies at the end of that day. Yeah. It's just like ridiculous.
0:25.6	Well, that was the other day you were there and yeah dude my allergies at the end of that day yeah it's just like ridiculous well that was the first day I'd already felt like I was maybe a little bit sick but now I'm thinking it's allergies because I got
0:28.9	there to your house and that was the first day this whole year where I just started sneezing
0:32.7	and my eyes were watering and yeah you know I just realized I'm drinking vodka and dr. pepper
0:36.9	yeah yeah is that what you wanted it to do works for me okay okay well you have to go to work so no i don't today's i'm not today's not today's not a work day for me sure it is no it's not you work on saturdays no it's not saturday in case anyone from my work is listening. It's Tuesday.
0:55.5	I don't work on Tuesdays.
0:57.8	Do you want to scream?
0:58.7	Nope.
0:59.2	That's fine.
1:00.7	I only told one person, I think, about this podcast and he doesn't know how to use the internet.
1:05.4	I like how many lies there were in that whole little segment between me and you.
1:10.5	What?
1:11.2	You know, truth is a fluid concept these days.
1:14.6	Right, right.
1:16.6	All right, I've got a voicemail for us.
1:18.9	Uh-oh, are we just jumping right in, huh?
1:20.5	Yeah.
1:21.2	All right.
1:21.6	Well, I think we need to address this.
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