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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #257: Construction, Judgment Day, and Freshwater Oceans

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2019

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

In DXP #257 we are put on blast for not knowing how to build a house (of which we alone are ignorant, apparently). We discuss the option of skipping to the front of the Judgment-Day line, and then address the tactics of the rabid opponents of Planned Parenthood. We get some feedback about our message from a mistress, and then do another "I Guess We'll Never Know" segment. The topic of suicide comes up, and then we launch into biebers (which involve Chernobyl and cyclists).  

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, Dick Bush here.

0:01.3

Coming at you live from the drunk ex-passengers basement.

0:05.0

Really here, just me and the rats.

0:07.7

What's that, Sharon?

0:09.4

I'm trying to record for the podcast.

0:12.4

Be sure to support the boys at patreon.com,

0:15.3

4.6.com or you can donate directly,

0:18.8

drunkex pastors.com forward slash donate. Also, you can follow directly, drunkexpassers.com for slash donate.

0:22.5

Also, you can follow them and share them on your social media, like Twitter and Facebook

0:28.4

and Instagram.

0:30.1

I don't think they're on the Snapchat, but you can also leave my voicemail at 21397 drunk.

0:35.5

Keep it short and sweet, fellas.

0:37.5

Ladies, you can go a little longer.

0:39.4

Hey, Dick Bush, we'll drink a shot in your honor if you do these things.

0:43.7

My wife, Sharon, will appreciate it too.

0:45.7

Dick Bush out.

0:47.1

Hey, Jason.

0:48.1

What's up?

0:49.3

How's it going?

0:50.3

Oh, well, it's 11-something and we're drinking.

0:53.6

Yep.

0:57.6

Anyway. Yeah, it's going something and we're drinking and I'm yep anyway yeah it's going fine are you uh I'm good it's actually going horrible yeah you were just mentioning that you're not making as much

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