Ew's me's aaken head.

Yeah, your head is going to be aching pretty soon because there's so much to take in today

here on the Harlan Highway.

Welcome aboard. It's me, your host. today here on the Harlan Highway.

Welcome aboard.

It's me, your host, Harlan Williams,

and you are on the Harlan Highway.

Glad you could join.

Love having you here.

Just a buffet of topics here today.

We're going to be talking a lot about animals today.

Somehow the show is going down that road,

and we're going to be talking about dog sex. I know it's

provocative. We're going to be talking about zoo sex. We're going to be talking about whale food and I don't mean what

whales eat I mean us eating whales. Wait do you hear this stupid story.

And speaking of eating, Barbecue Eddie will be along. He's always looking for someone to have a beer and a burger with.

Let's see what happens with him today.

Celebrity races, we're going to the Harlan Highway Celebrity Racetrack today. Beautiful day for some races.

I think David Swimmer is one of the runners today.

We're going to be talking about new inventions. Can you

invent something? I don't know. And what about this using explet the to compliment someone.

What in the name of holy hmm is that all about?

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