Who knows what evil looks in the hearts of men?

Well you're about to find out today.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

It's me, Harlan Williams, your Mind Trick Maniac.

Yeah, that's right.

Today, if you dare listen, I'm going to play a mind trick on you. I don't know if you'll love it or you'll hate

it either way. I am going to get you. Okay? So stick around and see how I mess with your mind and force you into thinking something

you might not normally have thought about.

Also we're going to be hearing from Barbecue Eddie.

We're going to be talking about the ever so touchy issue of racism.

I had a weird encounter with a racist and I got to talk about it.

How about watching TV? Do you do too much of it? We're going to get into that. Birds, big birds in the sky. What's wrong with

this picture? We're going to be talking about something unusual that happens with birds.

And then, like I said at the top of the show,

I'm just, I'm stealing your mind today.

I'm going to inject something into your mind

that you are powerless to stop unless you turn it off right now, but I dare you, it's hard to turn off. The Harland Highway!

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

You fellas been doing a little booze and have you?

Sucking back on Grandpa's old cough medicine?

There's an element of uncontrolled chaos.

The Harlan Highway.

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