Well, bless my bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich.

He he he he he he he.

Yeah, that's right.

I just ask someone to bless my sandwich.

Uh, welcome everybody to the Harlan Highway.

Yes, it's me, Harlan Williams.

Who else would be hosting this thing?

My name's in it.

Incredible show today, all kinds of great stuff.

We're going to be talking about dining experiences.

Have you ever been to a five-star restaurant?

We're going to be talking about five star restaurants.

And in those restaurants, sometimes you find bathrooms,

and in the men's room you find urinals and how about a talking urinal?

Yeah, we're going to be going down that street. Barbecue Eddie is here today.

Yes, the warm weather is coming and Eddie's looking for

someone to party with. So he'll be making some calls. We're going to be talking

about sinkholes. Sinkholes and potholes that love to destroy your vehicles.

And then lastly, we're going to get into infomercials.

I'm just sick of the stupid infomercials and how stupid they think we are as citizens.

So I'm going to play an infomercial for you. We're going to dissect it, pull it apart, and not feel so stupid.

Because you've got to be smart here on the Harlan Highway!

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