Podcast #245: All Dogs Go to Heaven

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2019

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

Remember those '80s VSEs ("Very Special Episodes") where a show like Facts of Life or Diff'rent Strokes would delve into some serious, dark territory? The first half of DXP #245 is kind of like that. After discussing death and loss, we turn our attention in the second half to celebrity comeuppance, fair wage policy, and whether the history of America is really just the history of various forms of fundamentalism. Biebers involve stop signs and T-shirts.

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0:00.0	Hey.
0:02.1	What's up?
0:03.3	Not much.
0:05.7	Not much.
0:06.8	It's just been a few days since we recorded.
0:09.9	I know.
0:10.9	The Sunday episode that came out, we recorded that morning.
0:13.2	Yeah.
0:13.5	Now it's Wednesday.
0:14.9	Yeah, and that was brutal because the time change was actually an hour earlier than we expected to record, too.
0:19.7	So we were drinking at 10 a.m. At 10 a.m. Not 11 a. Yeah. Yeah. Um, it's been nice though having to be light. I mean, it's 635 right now and it's going to be light for at least in their hour. I had to wear my sunglasses driving here. Dang. Because it's like 90 is like sunny. That's like two things. A, it's still light at 615.
0:39.0	And B, the sun is out. Yeah. Like, it's amazing. I know. Usually I have no idea where light comes from, just like streams. Because it'll be the daytime. I'm like, where's this light coming from? But when it's sunny, I could be like, well, now I could trace the light back to its source and I'll end up on the sun. But when it's cloudy, it's like, where's this light coming?
0:54.7	But how's the light getting through the clouds?
0:56.2	Because I can't see end up on the sun. But when it's cloudy, it's like, where's this light coming?
0:54.7	But how's the light getting through the clouds?
0:56.2	Because I can't see the sky through the clouds. Yeah. So explain that to me. It makes sense. I don't cast a shadow. So it's clearly not sunlight we're dealing with here. It's some other kind of light. Yeah. It's weird. It's a miracle, just like science.
1:09.6	Yes.
1:10.5	Anyway.
1:12.8	I've had a shitty week.
1:14.4	Yeah. Yeah. It was shittier than I ever thought it could possibly be. Well, I got a text from me last night about 815, and I was like, oh, my God. I'll tell you the story after we do our little intro here. Okay. So, and thank all of our non-patent, non-new patrons.
1:29.1	Oh, yeah, we didn't get any new patrons.
1:30.8	So here's what people didn't do this week.
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