Podcast #244: Neverland, A.O.C., and Automation

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2019

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

DXP #244 begins with some thoughts about HBO's documentary, Leaving Neverland, which leads into a crazy story involving a certain casino and Ted Bundy. We hear back from a recent caller about the minimum wage, and then discuss how scared we should be of automation (things get a bit meta here). We get a bit of pushback about the whole "white Buddhists" thing, and then hear from another caller who has "come out" to his mom about his agnosticism. We end with a voicemail about, (you guessed it!) hell.

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0:48.6	Dick Bush out.
0:49.6	So how's it going?
0:51.3	Well, it's 11 a.m.
0:53.8	And we're sitting here for whiskey gingers and fireball shots. It's technically 11 a.m. It's daylight savings day. Because today was the day that we set the clocks forward. So it's really our bodies think it's 10 a.m. Uh-huh. That explains why. My body thinks a lot of things. That explains why this whiskey ginger and fireball doesn't look nearly as appetizing to me as it normally does.
1:13.3	Once I took my first sip, I'm like,
1:14.8	ah. My body thinks a lot of things. That explains why this whiskey ginger and fireball doesn't look nearly as appetizing to me as it normally does.
1:13.3	Once I took my first sip, I'm like, oh, I'm good. Oh, really? Okay. Let me try that. Yeah. There you go. Christian's taking his first sip. Ah. Right? Oh, yeah. It's like 4 p.m. Right? Yeah. At least. Perfect.
1:25.2	I was trying to get orange juice because I thought I could do a screwdriver at 11 a.m.
1:29.7	Uh-huh.
1:30.0	For the podcast.
1:30.8	We don't usually record. At least. Perfect. I was trying to get orange juice because I thought I could do a screwdriver at 11 a.m.
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