Podcast #208: Let's Talk about SEX, Baby!

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2018

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Episode #208 of DXP begins with a surprising voicemail during which we receive some important legal information. We then get into the fourth-of-July spirit by discussing the TV show 24 and how Jack Bauer is basically a war criminal who deserved all the tragedy he got. We spend the bulk of the episode talking about sex, and specifically how much detail we want our kids to go into when discussing their private lives with us. Biebers involve women's dating expectations and the way old people pronounce things.

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0:00.0	Hello, Jason.
0:01.8	How's it going? Pretty good. Yeah. I'm feeling more like in the proper condition to do a podcast than last week. Why is that? I don't know. Oh, right. Yeah, now, you know, now we have to do a really good job, though. Yeah. yeah. The pressure's on. Yeah, the pressure's on.
0:21.7	Yeah.
0:22.1	Last week was one of those ones, I think you were saying it, where it's like, if you, if you listen to us a lot, you would have thought that was pretty funny. Yeah. But it was your first foray into DXP land. You would have been like, what is this? These guys are idiots. Was anybody like listening to these guys?
0:36.7	They can't sustain a complete thought.
0:38.7	They can't make a sentence.
0:41.0	Yeah.
0:41.2	We're doing. this? These guys are idiots. Does anybody like listening to these guys? They can't sustain a complete thought.
0:38.7	They can't make a sentence. Yeah, we're doing better today. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to try real hard.
0:44.4	Yeah. I got a voicemail from that might, I'm not going to tell you who it's from. It might surprise you.
0:48.8	Oh. Hello, this bear von Wolfenstein. Yes, bear like animals and bear like bearing each other burden.
0:57.9	I love child of Melania Trump and Seattle-based Slovenian photographer Lee von Wolfenstein.
1:05.4	Leith and Bear both come from Eastern European forests.
1:09.6	I laugh so hard I cry.
1:11.6	I like fast cars, loose women, and laughing in Facebook group.
1:15.6	I laugh so hard I cry.
1:18.6	Police came by today after you reported me.
1:21.6	They saw your Facebook post and turns out threatening someone live on social media
1:26.6	way worse than peeling out in crowded intersection.
1:31.3	I laugh so hard I cry.
1:33.5	This push out.
1:34.8	Signing off the Bearcraft.
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