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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #207: Fake News and Paper Abortions

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2018

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

This episode of DXP begins with a caller doing his best "I can't quit you" impression from that one gay cowboy movie, after which Jason tells about his near-death experience and the revenge he hopes to exact upon the perpetrator. We discuss the FLILF's recent wardrobe choice, revisit the Chris Hardwick situation, and then take caller's question about "paper abortion" which, apparently, is a thing. Biebers involve car fires and sunshine.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Okay, I have a voicemail, but the little plug thing's not working, so I'm just going to hold this up to the microphone.

0:08.3

Why do I like you guys so much?

0:12.7

I have all the podcasts I listen to that they have production teams and executives and editors.

0:23.0

I just like you guys.

0:25.7

Probably the best.

0:27.2

Probably.

0:28.9

Can't explain it.

0:30.9

I just, I don't know.

0:34.5

Keep it up.

0:36.6

Well, thank you.

0:39.0

I like it.

0:40.0

While he's saying all that, you're literally holding the laptop playing through the external speaker into the microphone.

0:46.9

Through the airwaves.

0:48.8

In the rodent infested basement with a pile of dirt behind my head.

0:52.0

Yes.

0:53.3

So we resent what you say about our lack of production.

0:56.2

Yeah.

0:56.6

What's amazing is how much production value we actually get out of this whole scenario here.

1:03.1

That shows that we really, really know what we're doing to be able to get anything good out of this.

1:08.6

We should do a new podcast on how to do podcasts. We'd make trillions. Yes. We'd make dozens. We would have like five years ago maybe. Yeah. How's going? That's going pretty okay. Yeah? Yeah. Watch World Cup today. It's like the best it's been in two years. Pretty okay. Yeah. We've, yeah, we've come up to that point.

1:29.9

You watch some World Cup today? Oh, yeah, every day, dude. Yeah. I've missed two games. Both of them

1:36.3

unintentional, but both of them just by coincidence were the Australia games. Oh, that's a bummer. I'd want to see those ones.

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