Podcast #189: Drugs and Guns
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2018
⏱️ 119 minutes
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Summary
DXP #189 begins so mesmerizingly that your humble hosts forgot to say the Introduction (again). We discuss the fake Russia indictments that the fake news reports were handed down by the head of the fake investigation into Trump, after which we turn our attention to Mexico's path to drug legalization. We weigh in on the recent school shooting in Florida, during which Jason shares his comprehensive gun-law plan that he thought of in the shower the other day. Biebers involve finger-food and pee.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, this is Angela. |
| 0:02.0 | And Jeffrey from In the Valley Below. |
| 0:05.0 | And you're listening to... |
| 0:08.0 | Drunk ex-pastors. |
| 0:10.0 | Perfect. |
| 0:11.0 | ...that. God bless you. |
| 0:37.4 | Duncan just sneezed. Jason just sneezed. Oh, I'm putting my hood on. God bless you. |
| 0:37.9 | Duncan. |
| 0:40.0 | Jason just sneezed. |
| 0:41.7 | I put my hood on. |
| 0:42.5 | Got my scarf. |
| 0:44.7 | What do you say when people sneeze around you? |
| 0:46.2 | Nothing. |
| 0:46.8 | Really? |
| 0:47.4 | You don't say anything? |
| 0:48.7 | I said, don't point that at me. |
| 0:52.0 | Usually I'm talking to my children. |
| 0:53.6 | Cover your mouth. |
| 1:27.4 | You're filthy. You're like a petri dish. if a petri dish was a human you're walking petri dish um rickin carrier monkeys well now it seems like if somebody sneezes it's just so inconvenient because both people need to say something now the person who sneezes needs to say excuse me and then the person sitting next to them needs to say, like, Kazunite or Bless You or whatever. When I do sneeze in... This is such a hassle. As soon as I hear somebody sneeze, I'm like, great. God damn it. Thanks a lot. Now we've got to hold this whole domino effect. Right. No, when I sneeze in public, rigmarole. If I'm like, you know, somewhere like at dinner, I'll usually say, excuse me. |
| 1:29.9 | And if they say something, I say whatever they, whatever they say, thank you. |
| 1:30.3 | Okay. |
| 1:27.5 | But when somebody else sneezes, I'll usually say, excuse me. And if they say something, I say whatever they, whatever they say, I say thank you. |
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