Podcast #188: Sobriety is for Quitters
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2018
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
Episode #188 of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with our revisiting some recently-discussed topics—we play a voicemail about the punishing of criminals, as well as one about pornography. We also welcome into the studio Marta, a close friend whose own journey led her to pursue sobriety a few years ago, and what better way to learn about this than to ask her questions about it while we drink whiskey? Biebers involve what to do with your hands during urination, and why Jesus wants to kill Jason.
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| 0:00.0 | how's it going jason hey how are you how are your ears can you hear better today nope i can't hear |
| 0:10.7 | anything oh man my ears are probably like 80% blocked wow well that's crazy i did go to the doctor |
| 0:17.8 | yesterday and today you what two days two days really that's as much as i've gone to the doctor in the last like three years because I haven't had insurance. Yeah. Or insurance. Was the doctor, did the doctor see you yesterday? And she was like, we're going on. I'm going to need to see you again tomorrow. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Yeah. What was the issue that made her need to see you? She's like, this is a GoPro. I want it aimed at you at all times to see where you can make sure you don't just drop dead. Here's your, here's your whatever call alert. Yeah, your life alert necklace. Yeah, dude. Why did she want to come back two days in a row? She wanted to... They took labs and... So that she could bring you in and, like, have students come in and laugh at you and she'd be like, this is what you do not want to become? This is the case you hope you never get. This is the before. The unhealthy before. No, she, like, took by blood pressure and she's like, ooh, you took my blood pressure and she's like oh you know yeah |
| 1:13.5 | and she's like yeah i'm my job is to scare the living shit at you right now unless you want |
| 1:20.3 | someone else feeding you and bathing you for the rest of your life like you better like dang |
| 1:23.8 | i'm like yeah i didn't have tap tap not tap, not it. Right? Yeah. That's crazy. I'll be homeless at this point, living on the street anyway, so what difference does it make? I'm going to be shitting myself regardless of whether I have control over my belts into a certain point. Those homeless people are really nice, though. I think one of them will probably take care of you. |
| 1:46.0 | Hopefully I meet bubbles. |
| 1:47.1 | Yeah, bubs. |
| 1:48.4 | I love bubs. |
| 1:56.6 | Well, I hope my blood pressure is high, and it's not once ever been as high as yours is. |
| 1:57.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:59.3 | But it did drop 30 points today. |
| 1:59.8 | Nice. I went from, how are you still alive on the scale? |
| 2:05.3 | I dropped down to like, you'll probably be alive for another couple days. |
| 2:09.3 | Yeah, I was going to say you went to, you may make it. |
| 2:12.7 | Yeah. |
| 2:13.0 | That's your stage you're in now. |
| 2:17.0 | Sorry, dude. |
| 2:17.6 | What causes that? |
| 2:18.3 | Because all of us, all of us guys who went to Calvary Chapel High School together all |
| 2:24.8 | have high blood pressure. |
| 2:25.9 | I think Calvert Chapel causes it. |
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