Podcast #181: Jedis, Death, and Israel
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 25 December 2017
⏱️ 95 minutes
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Summary
Our Christmas episode begins with the topic of burritos (obviously), after which we hear from 1/3 of our South African audience. We discuss The Last Jedi and the Star Wars franchise in general, reflecting on whether it is even possible to evaluate these films objectively. We turn our attention to the topic of death for a few moments, and then weigh in on Trump's Middle East policy and what the Bible has to say about it (turns out the Bible thinks he's a moron). Biebers involve car doors and IT people.
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| 0:00.0 | How's it going? |
| 0:02.7 | It smells like a rat pee down here. |
| 0:04.9 | I was going to say, watch out behind you that you don't get your finger caught one of those rat traps. |
| 0:11.5 | Where? |
| 0:12.3 | Right behind you. |
| 0:13.0 | Right behind your head. |
| 0:16.4 | Jason's range of motion is so bad. |
| 0:19.4 | Oh, there's one. |
| 0:20.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:20.8 | He's traded the turrets. There's one of those right behind you, too. Okay, because right behind me is so bad. Oh, there's one. Yeah. He's tried the turn. |
| 0:21.5 | There's one of those right behind you, too. Okay, because right behind me is right here. Over there is... How do you drive without a rearview camera? I just, dude, I just put it in reverse and just say, better move out of my way. I'm backing up. Jason was turning around like he has one of those neck braces on. You know, they would use it like happy days. |
| 0:39.1 | The fuck the Fonds would wear. |
| 0:40.3 | Remember that Brady bunch where Mike Brady threw his briefcase across the courtroom? No. Yeah, because he was being... What was he doing in a courtroom? Because somebody was suing them... I don't know if they were suing Greg or one of the kids for, hitting him like a fender bender and he showed up in court with a neck brace. |
| 0:56.9 | And Mike Brady stands up in the audience part and chucks his briefcase so it lands on the wood floor. |
| 1:04.0 | And the guy's like, oh, ooh, he was exposed. |
| 1:09.0 | He was a fraud. |
| 1:10.8 | So good. So we got a new heater. He was a fraud. |
| 1:11.5 | So good. |
| 1:13.0 | So we got a new heater. |
| 1:13.8 | So cold. |
| 1:20.4 | We got a new heater, which I came downstairs and turned on like three or four hours ago. |
| 1:21.6 | And how hot is it in here? |
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