Podcast #178: Tech and Pills
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 4 December 2017
⏱️ 116 minutes
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Summary
Episode #178 of DXP begins with an example of fearless evangelism, after which your humble hosts weigh in on yet another topic about which we know very little: ADHD and the use of prescription meds in general. We meet Sophia, who may be artificial but is not intelligent, and then briefly discuss the new GOP tax bill. Christian shares some penetrating analysis from 1993 about the southern Californian church landscape, and biebers touch upon 12-packs and pizza.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, it's Pastor Dave Grisham here for Last Frontier Evangelism. |
| 0:07.0 | And today we're at the mall in Amarillo, Texas, and we're going to tell the children here today the truth that there is no Santa Claus and that it's Christmas is about Jesus Christ. Jesus got on the cross to pay for their |
| 0:22.9 | sins. And Jesus was born in a manger 2016 years ago. So here we go. We're going to tell them the |
| 0:29.4 | truth. I feel like first of all, you got to teach them that they're sinners first. You can't |
| 0:36.5 | just say Jesus died for your sins. |
| 0:37.7 | It's not going to mean anything to them. You need to first go and convince them how bad they are. You have to shove their face into the decalogue, into the tables of stone, just like, shove it in there. So this is... Make them sweat at the foot of Mount Sinai. Right. So this pastor's... Little shit kids. Pastor standing right by a big display with Santa Claus and a really long line of kids and parents ready to waiting in line to meet Santa Claus |
| 1:01.1 | folks my name is Pastor David kids I wanted to tell you today that there is no such thing as Santa Claus |
| 1:08.9 | Santa Claus does not exist. The Christmas season is about Jesus. |
| 1:15.2 | Jesus was born 2016 years ago. He was born in a manger in a small town called Bethlehem. |
| 1:24.6 | And that's the truth about Christmas. The man you're going to see today is just a man in a |
| 1:30.4 | suit dressed up like Santa, but Santa does not exist. Santa's not real. And parents, y'all need to |
| 1:38.4 | stop lying to your children and telling them that Santa Claus is real when in fact he's not. |
| 1:46.0 | When you substitute the lie of Santa Claus in the heart of your child for the truth of Jesus Christ, |
| 1:52.3 | you are bearing false witness against God. |
| 1:56.4 | Don't lie to your children and tell them there's such a thing as Santa. |
| 2:00.7 | When you know in reality that there are no flying reindeer. |
| 2:06.3 | First of all, yes, there are flying reindeer, regardless of whether there's Santa Claus. |
| 2:10.7 | Those are real. |
| 2:11.9 | Oh, dude. |
| 2:13.0 | There's a whole line of people right there who are never going to have anything to do with Christianity. |
| 2:17.3 | Yeah, sorry, Pastor Dave, but you just... |
| 2:20.6 | Failed. |
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