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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #177: Monogamy vs. Polyamory

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2017

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

DXP #177 begins with a disturbing diagnosis of deviant perversion, after which we hear from the Travel Guy himself (a "very unique" person indeed). We briefly discuss the leak of U2's new album (Jason didn't even bring it up, we swear!). We get a call from some cute girl who may or may not also be smart, and then hear from more listeners asking about monogamy, polyamory, and how they relate to sexual assault. A favorite segment is laid to rest, and biebers involve small fries and murder.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys, I'm becoming very suspicious that Jason actually has someone chained to the radiator in his basement because that's his example.

0:15.2

Every time y'all talk about sexual assault and rape, etc.

0:23.6

He always compares everything to having some woman change to his radiator.

0:30.1

And I think Jason, I mean, I'm sorry, I think Christian should look into this.

0:36.0

Okay, bye.

0:37.2

You know, I feed her. I feed her. I give her a bowl of water. You know, I don't see, I treat her very, very well. She has cared for, well cared for. Believe me. I'm just not that worried about it because you don't have a radiator. I don't even know what a radiator is. Dude, that's all we had in hungry. Those are radiators? Yeah, the things, the metal things on the walls that feel with water. I thought those are just things that you chain up women to. They actually provide heat? Yeah. Oh. I thought it was like those things like when you chain a bike up at school, that rack, the bike rack. I thought those were just like women racks. You're like, why won't a bicycle tire fit in between the things here? I don't understand. Oh, it's a women rack, not a bike rack. I see. I get it. I get smart. Smart. We could use a radiator in here. Dude, it's 55. 56. Well, 55, no.

1:27.8

56.

1:28.4

Oh, okay. Let's go by that one. Okay, I'm looking at the actual heater. You're looking at the little thermostat thing. Yeah. And that one says on it Accu-Right. Oh. So it must be more accurate than that one. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Good point about that. I guess.

1:43.8

You should rotate your examples a little bit.

1:46.7

My examples of misogynistic torture. Yeah. Like, you can say, I got to spice things up anyway. Chain to a radiator or, like, masturbating and do a flower pot in front of them. Oh, that's always a good option. Yeah. Yeah. Thankfully, we have more examples now that we can use. I know. Dude, I was watching this YouTube video today. The title of it was, what else does Seth McFarlane know? Why? Because it was all about stuff he put in family guy years ago. Where he's told the future. Yeah, where it's like, he like, Stewie and the baby and Brian, the dog are at the mall.

2:19.6

And Stewie's like, I'll do it for 10 bucks.

2:22.0

And then Brian's like, five bucks. And he goes, like, deal. And the next scene is Stewie naked running through the mall going, help, I just escaped from Kevin Spacey's basement. And then there was the one about,

2:33.1

That's crazy, because I would not

2:35.8

if you like if you

2:37.5

if you said name 10 actors you think will be guilty of sexual assault

2:41.0

I don't think Kevin Spacey would have been one of the ones I named

2:43.2

no they'd all been rappers I would have been like but anyway

2:47.0

he's gay they sexually assault each other all the time and it's normal

2:49.9

yeah it's normal for them. It's normal for them.

2:52.3

And there's the one about Bruce Jenner.

2:54.1

Hold on to say.

2:54.5

I do have to say something here.

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