Podcast #160: Divine Laziness and Lazy Catholicism
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 31 July 2017
⏱️ 119 minutes
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Summary
Episode #160 of DXP begins with what by all accounts is a pretty sweet celebrity voice impression. We then take a call from a listener who shares his personal experience with No One (he's an atheist now), which leads to a lengthy discussion of the relationship between divine omnipotence and human responsibility (hey, we were drunk). We take three voicemails (three!) which, we think, have something to do with community or something. After mulling over the idea of actually starting a church, we launch into "Mansplaining Match" and "Messed-Up Math" (the former has to do with parents and the latter with threesomes). Jason takes a call about why he bothers being Catholic, after which our "True Bromance" segment features Christian reading a 1994 letter from Jason. Christian's bieber has to do with bottoms, while Jason is biebered by an improper balance of quotation marks.
Also, we should TOTALLY start a church.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Kevin. And I'm David, and we're here from the Charred Barrel Society, wanting to share with you a little bit about how you can help the drunk ex-pastors. |
| 0:08.4 | Now, we've had a firsthand experience with Jason and Christian, and these guys are in real need, especially Christian, who needs support in order to support Jason. |
| 0:17.4 | One thing they could definitely use is better whiskey. I mean for drinking all the time, |
| 0:21.4 | they sure do keep the makers of fireball in business. The quality of the show depends on the |
| 0:26.5 | quality of their whiskey. I can definitely tell the difference. I mean, the society thinks twice |
| 0:31.1 | about sharing them all the time, knowing that we're going to be honored with a shot of fireball. |
| 0:35.3 | The reality is it's not easy to pay for production, advertising guests, and of course, the alcohol. So with that said, let's tell you how we can help these pastoral has-beens out. First, there's the benevolent sharing capabilities of the inner webs. Share their stuff on Facebook, talk about them, and be sure to leave them a hyped-up review on iTunes. It's huge, it's free, and it helps. |
| 0:55.6 | Call them and leave them your alcohol-infused questions or comments at 213-97 drunk. |
| 1:01.0 | I think you've done that a couple times. |
| 1:02.8 | Hey, don't judge me. |
| 1:05.0 | Make sure you use the Amazon link on their website whenever you do your online shopping. |
| 1:08.9 | It doesn't cost you anything extra. |
| 1:10.5 | It's just free money for DXP. |
| 1:12.5 | You can always send them a whiskey-related care package via mail by using the address, |
| 1:16.7 | P-O-Box 391, Snoqualmie, Washington, 98065. |
| 1:21.5 | Or you can just send them an impersonal but large amount of cash through the PayPal link |
| 1:25.9 | at drunkexasters.com. |
| 1:27.5 | But if you want a most glorious toast made in your honor, support them through Patreon. |
| 1:31.9 | Just visit patreon.com, whack drunkex pastors. |
| 1:35.1 | The Charred Burl Society has been avid listeners for two years now, |
| 1:38.9 | and we are probably the reason for North Carolina people listening to them. |
| 1:42.3 | It's true, but really popular. So... we love the DXPs. To friends, fellowship, and the drunk ex-passers. It does sound like quieter to me. What do you mean? I'm not hearing it as loud. Oh, yeah. It doesn't matter, though. No, I guess not. Because it matters what I hear. |
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