Podcast #159: Exorcisms and Beauty Pageants
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 24 July 2017
⏱️ 115 minutes
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Summary
Episode #159 of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with a caller questioning Jason's fashion sense and continues with a discussion about how many demons you get from doing yoga. We respond to some more pushback over our insistence that the Right is more overtly violent than the Left is, after which another listener expresses shock over Jason's work ethic. Once we are sufficiently well-lubricated we weigh in on North Korea (you're welcome), and Christian's "Mansplaining Match" segment makes it clear that dating sites are not intended to help ladies find new dads for their children. WE take a call about facing adversity, and then get into our latest segment, "True Bromance," during which Jason reads a letter Christian sent him 24 years ago (hilarity ensues). Christian is biebered by a certain lamely-spelled app, while Jason's bieber questions what gluten ever did to anyone to deserve to be shunned the way it is lately.
Also, Manpris or Capros? You decide….
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| 0:59.0 | Hey, drunk ex-pastors, this is Marlin from Albuquerque. |
| 1:06.0 | I was calling in because I got right towards the end of episode 158 where you call Caprize for guys |
| 1:15.7 | man prees the fuck is that they're definitely called caprosse caprice for bros we definitely |
| 1:26.4 | should not wear them. |
| 1:29.1 | We'll call if I have anything more to say |
| 1:31.0 | and more critique on your vernacular. |
| 1:35.4 | Until then, Dick Bush out. |
| 1:38.4 | Capros, I like it. |
| 1:39.9 | I agree with him that you definitely should not wear those. |
| 1:43.2 | Oh, I'm wearing them, dude. |
| 1:44.8 | I just got to find him. |
| 1:45.5 | I think I will be, I will actually be. Embarrassed. Embarrassed. Yeah. Not that I'm not that I'm sure. But now you know how I feel. I was just going to say. Not that you have never felt embarrassed probably with what I'm wearing compared to how you dress. but I just feel like man prees, capros, it's just crossing a line. |
| 2:03.9 | It's just crossing a line, huh? probably with what I'm wearing compared to how you dress. But I just feel like man-preys, |
| 2:01.6 | capros, it's just crossing a line. It's just crossing a line, huh? Yeah. We'll see about that. |
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