Podcast #148: To Hell with Healthcare

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2017

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Episode #148 of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with the usual banter, this time involving Christian coming out of the closet, whether we get drunk enough on the show, and a story from Jason about this old Indian with the most random bigotry ever. We take a couple calls that help us lay to rest the "girls" vs. "women" debate, after which we revisit the issue of hell (it's been a while), and specifically whether our notion of justice demands some sort of system of retribution and rewards when all is said and done. We address the House's recent "healthcare" bill and what supporting it says about a person (hint: they're either evil or just dumb). Lastly, our "Dick Move, God" segment highlights the demise of a Father/Son business that initially showed such promise. Christian is biebered by some city that ancient Hebrews decimated, while Jason's bieber has to do with having to finish the job that his server started.

Also, the frickin Irish, am I right?

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0:41.7	Wack again, drunk ex-pastures.
0:44.5	So support the boys and God bless America.
0:48.6	Dick Bush out.
0:50.0	DXP, here's the latest thing that you're prejudice against.
0:53.3	Your prejudice against Twitter. Follows Facebook getting drunk. You don't get drunk enough, by the way. You don't get drunk enough. You need another shot in the show, and I've got an idea for you. And if you're not going to do it, I'm going to do it for you. Okay. You drink a shot for your patrons and your Facebook shares, but dudes, what about Twitter?
1:12.7	What about Twitter retweets?
1:14.3	Come on.
1:15.8	So here's a shout out to these people who have re-tweeted your last four or five or so podcasts.
1:24.8	I mean, you're going so far as to tweet about it.
1:27.1	Why not do a shot to those that retweet.
1:31.1	So here we go. Cures to William Shakespeare, Maggie Welchance, Susan Dorwin, Richard Dickerson, Green Frog, Weston Taylor, and me, Steve Newton.
1:45.7	We're going to do a shot of Cheap Hamilton's E-Lay Scotch down the hatch.
1:57.0	Yeah, big bush out
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