Podcast #147: What Are We Supposed to Call Women?
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2017
⏱️ 114 minutes
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Summary
We begin episode #147 of Drunk Ex-Pastors with a call from a slightly inebriated listener whom Christian inadvertently caused to have a very uncomfortable conversation with his grandmother. We correct the inventor of the gif on how to pronounce gif, and then hear from resident millennial snowflake "Dallas," who displays sufficient contrition over misdefining butt-rock that we hereby absolve him. We then revisit (hopefully for the last time) the issue of referring to chicks as "girls" — in a nutshell, Jason responds to those who he feels criticized him too harshly, insisting that no, he doesn't "hate women." Then in a display of delicious irony, Christian spends the rest of the episode exhibiting the very hate that Jason is accused of. We spend a few moments congratulating ourselves on our grammar, and discuss Ann Coulter's aborted speech at Berkeley. Christian is biebered by ingredients, while Jason's bieber has to do with dieting.
Also, "colon-rock" is now a thing. Tell your friends.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Kevin. And I'm David, and we're here from the Charred Barrel Society, wanting to share with you a little bit about how you can help the drunk ex-pastors. |
| 0:08.4 | Now, we've had a firsthand experience with Jason and Christian, and these guys are in real need, especially Christian, who needs support in order to support Jason. |
| 0:17.4 | One thing they could definitely use is better whiskey. I mean for drinking all the time, |
| 0:21.4 | they sure do keep the makers of fireball in business. The quality of the show depends on the |
| 0:26.5 | quality of their whiskey. I can definitely tell the difference. I mean, the society thinks twice |
| 0:31.1 | about sharing them all the time, knowing that we're going to be honored with a shot of fireball. |
| 0:35.3 | The reality is it's not easy to pay for production, advertising guests, and of course, the alcohol. So with that said, let's tell you how we can help these pastoral has-beens out. First, there's the benevolent sharing capabilities of the inner webs. Share their stuff on Facebook, talk about them, and be sure to leave them a hyped-up review on iTunes. It's huge, it's free, and it helps. |
| 0:55.6 | Call them and leave them your alcohol-infused questions or comments at 213-97 drunk. |
| 1:01.0 | I think you've done that a couple times. |
| 1:02.8 | Hey, don't judge me. |
| 1:05.0 | Make sure you use the Amazon link on their website whenever you do your online shopping. |
| 1:08.9 | It doesn't cost you anything extra. |
| 1:10.5 | It's just free money for DXP. |
| 1:12.5 | You can always send them a whiskey-related care package via mail by using the address, |
| 1:16.7 | P-O-Box 391, Snoqualmie, Washington, 98065. |
| 1:21.5 | Or you can just send them an impersonal but large amount of cash through the PayPal link |
| 1:25.9 | at drunkexasters.com. |
| 1:27.5 | But if you want a most glorious toast made in your honor, support them through Patreon. |
| 1:31.9 | Just visit patreon.com, whack drunkex pastors. |
| 1:35.1 | The Charred Burl Society has been avid listeners for two years now, |
| 1:38.9 | and we are probably the reason for North Carolina people listening to them. |
| 1:42.3 | It's true, but really popular. |
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