Beth I hear you calling but I can't come on right now. I'm listening to a podcast and I just can't find this.

All right, all right.

I don't blame me for going home after hearing that good Lord why do I sing

Anyways welcome aboard welcome to the Harland highway ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, fairies and trolls. Hell of a show today, we're going to be talking about condoms, a deadly condom, somebody's put a new twist on the condom that's

going to hurt like an M-F-U-E-E or whatever the term is. Yeah you got to hear this and then we're gonna be

talking about whack jobs you know wacky people that do weird things?

We're going to be talking about music lessons.

Did you take any?

Maybe you did, maybe you didn't.

I don't know.

We're going to be talking about pack rats, people who collect things.

That weird guy who likes to read romantic letters all the time is coming by to read some of his creepy letters and then there's been a lot of

floods lately so we're gonna be talking about the floods that happened during the

spring and it's gonna be great so put your raincoat on straight here the Harlan Highway You just made a wrong turn.

Would you kindly shut some mouth?

On to the Harlan highway.

Oh, it's lovely.

It's just lovely.

The Harlan, I'm Teddy Ruckspan and I'm your friend.

Riding down the Harlan Highway.

I'm not your daddy. Okay, this is scary on a number of levels. A brand new item has been invented by a doctor in South Africa that was conceived probably because of the high amount of rapes and assaults on women in that region of the world.

And it's scary on two levels. First and foremost, it's scary on two levels first and foremost it's scary because women are being raped that is that is appalling it's it's saddening it's it's sickening and you know you've got a wonder in in a country

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