Somewhere over the podcast Bluebird Sing.

Aye, and there's always a crow that comes by and screws it up.

Welcome to the Harland Highway boys and girls men and women aliens and terrestrial beings.

Great to have you here. We are ready for another fine show here on a Friday. We are going to be talking about very

important topics like hair conditioner. Are you kidding? You're not going to hear

that on any other podcast are are you? No, no, no, I'm the only one that takes the time to talk about your hair conditioner.

We're going to be talking about baseball, we're well into the season. We're going to be going to one of the games. We're going to be talking about the rules or the lack thereof.

We will be discussing something odd, your doormat at the front of your house.

Have you ever found anything interesting laying on your doormat?

Well, I sure have. You're not going to believe the things or the creatures that have made their way to my doormat.

And speaking of doormats, I wish this guy was a doormat

so I could step all over them, but it is Friday, and that means I have to visit with my therapist

Dr. Ascot. Oh God I just dread it man the guy is super annoying I don't even know if he's real. I've never seen his certificate.

But nonetheless, I've seen your certificate and I approve of it. I congratulate you for earning it and here it is right now the Harlan

Highway. You just made a wrong turn.

on the wrong turn.

Would you kindly shut your mouth?

On to the Harlan highway.

Oh, it's lovely.

It's just lovely.

The Harlan! I'm Teddy Rupspin and I'm your friend!

Riding down the Harlan highway.

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