Under the boardwalk down by the sea I would rather listen to the sounds of the ocean

than you singing Mr Williams. Okay you got me again. It's Harland Williams here on the

Harland Highway. Welcome to you and Yoran. And when I say Yoran I don't

mean Yoran Vandander Sleut.

Is it any wonder that guy went on a murder rampage, his parents named him urine?

That's got a mess with a kid's head.

Hi, this is my boy, urine and his little sister bowel movement.

I'm in a murder someone, daddy.

Shut up, urine, go to the bathroom.

Anyways, I digress even though I don't know what that word means.

Today we are talking about some great things talking about dieting something we probably all can do a little bit

more of we are going to go to the celebrity racetrack oh my god what a race we have today. I think Steve Martin's

running today. I think Jenna Jameson the porn stars running. Just it's gonna be

nuts. We have a great race today.

Barbecue Eddie is hanging around,

looking for someone to party with.

We're going to be talking about swimwear, right?

For men and women.

We're going to be talking about something kind of really we don't use as much as we used to

anymore, but stamps. Remember does anyone

remember what a stamp is a postage stamp? I'd barely remember but you know I'll help

you remember we're gonna be talking about weird sports like

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