Sweet child, sweet child of mine. Oh yeah. Dropping the axle bomb on you here. You know it's going to be a good

podcast when daddy drops an axle rose bomb right out of the gate.

Hello!

Uh, welcome to the Harland Highway everybody.

I'm Harland Williams, your host, your MC, your ringmaster.

And what a show we got lined up for you today.

We're going to be talking about something a little

odd, a little creepy pacemakers, and other fake body parts that they insert inside of us, electronics and metal and aluminum and

titanium and all that crap. Kind of creepy, right? We're going to be hearing from Eddie

who's always looking for someone to party with,

have a barbecue.

We're going to be talking about pool gadgets, pool toys, you know, you ever have any floating

toys in your pool? Uh-huh, yeah, big topic there, right? Then we're going to switch gears and get into stuff

that's a little more graphic. We're going to be talking about blow jobs, ladies and gentlemen,

and we're going to be talking about cock blocking.

So there's a lot of pelvic region discussions today, and then lastly,

Signior Fuentes drops by.

But nonetheless, it's still gonna be a great show.

It's always a great show, right here on the Harlan Highway. You just made a wrong turn.

You just made a wrong turn.

Would you kindly shut your mouth?

On to the Harlan Highway. Oh, it's lovely.

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