Podcast #116: Irony, Stabbings, and Trusting God

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2016

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

This episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with yet another caller berating us about our ignorance about science, only this one comes from the most famous cosmologist alive. Christian then provides us with a well-studied and non-ironic lesson about irony, after which Jason gets some well-deserved props for his mockery of the South. We take several more calls leading us into such topics as whether mass stabbings are music to the NRA's ears, whether doubt on the part of an evangelical leader will get him fired, and whether trusting in god is really any different from betting your bottom dollar that the sun'll come out tomorrow. Christian's "Feeding Friendsy" tackles the utterly disastrous effects of the Obama presidency. Jason is biebered by unnecessary improvements to things, while Christian's bieber involves feigned outrage over perfectly reasonable insults of certain kinds of people.

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0:48.6	Dick Bush out.
0:49.8	Hello, Drunk X-Casters.
0:51.8	This is Professor Stephen Hawking,
0:59.0	and I am very deeper by your absolute fucking incompetence with regard to science.
0:59.6	Oh, God.
1:02.0	You sound like a couple of numb nuts,
1:06.2	who got an education in an unaccredited Christian homeschool co-op,
1:10.7	led by the anti-dinosaur soccer moms who won't vaccinate their children, but will spread
1:11.9	wide their thighs for the first chucker that shows up at their fucking broken screen door
1:16.8	to fill the world with more of their precious miracle children.
1:21.4	You are a few degrees away from joining the fucking Flat Earth Society, or one of these
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