Podcast #115: Space Travel, Human Filth, and "Science"
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 19 September 2016
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
Episode #115 of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with a voice mail involving a Tinder date and a potentially profitable bowel movement, after which Jason is given the chance to clarify whether he hates rich people because they're horrible, or simply because they're rich. We again are forced to reiterate our complete mistrust of "science," and then receive some encouragement about our continual use of movie quotes as well as being scolded for missing an obvious one. A listener challenges Jason's assertion that his generation invented irony, and another caller causes Christian to explain the Fermi Paradox (we think it's about those stuffed owl-hamster things from the Nineties). We are then asked by another listener (a guy, or a girl, we don't remember) about whether we ever bother thinking about who our audience is (we do, as we explained to whoever it was who asked). Lastly, Jason relays what it is like to peer into a person's soul by means of parking their automobile. Christian is biebered by Facebook trends, while Jason's bieber involves the HR department.
Also, Donny Don & the Funky Bunch were the BEST.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, I'm Fiona Stelman, Christian's best friend's daughter. |
| 0:10.8 | For some reason, my dad likes doing this podcast, and you, life isn't into it, but I'm not allowed to. |
| 0:17.1 | If you want them to keep doing the show, they need your support. |
| 0:21.4 | Become a Patreon. |
| 0:23.4 | By going to patreon.com |
| 0:27.9 | slash drunk ex-pastors and pledging money for each episode. |
| 0:34.4 | When you shop online for Legos, do it at Amazon.com slash drunk ex-pastors. You can donate on PayPal and write them a five-star |
| 0:44.7 | review on iTunes and tell my dad how awesome he is. Or you could just send them whiskey. This stuff doesn't |
| 0:53.3 | just fall out of sky for free like manna from heaven, you know. |
| 0:57.5 | And now, here they are. |
| 1:00.1 | My dad, Jason, and the other bulb guy, you're drunk ex-pastors. |
| 1:08.6 | Hi, drunk ex-pastors. |
| 1:10.3 | It's the girl from Tinder. |
| 1:12.6 | And after listening to the first two minutes of your guys' new podcast, I have a story. |
| 1:20.5 | So am I related to the quote, it's better to have loved and lost and never loved at all, |
| 1:23.9 | except that there was no love in the traditional sense involved. |
| 1:28.1 | I was using Tinder last night for exactly the reason it was created in its popular perception, |
| 1:34.4 | which I don't usually do, but, you know, anyway, besides the point, um, this story has to do |
| 1:40.3 | with loss. I was making out with a boy and accidentally swallowed his earring. |
| 1:46.3 | So I get to look forward to that in a couple of days resurfacing, but, you know, |
| 1:52.0 | just thought I would share that horrifying and hilarious story with you. |
| 1:56.5 | Anyway, Dick Bush out. |
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