Podcast #100: Celebrating the DXP Centennial!

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2016

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

We're not gonna lie, in our 100th episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we allow ourselves to get more a bit sentimental than we usually do (this may or may not have to do with our being, umm, more "in our cups" than usual as well). But hey, we all love a celebration, and we begin this show by allowing our listeners to celebrate with us and let us know what DXP has meant to them (culminating with our patron saint, Dick Bush, listing off the ways becoming "agnostical" has benefitted him in his personal life). But the mushy stuff eventually ceases and we move on to the cheery topics of killing preemies and primates, so there's something for everyone. Concerning the former, we piggyback on last episode's discussion of abortion, discussing whether the term "murder" is really fair to describe the procedure. And concerning the latter, how hard is it to design a gorilla cage that a toddler can't infiltrate? Seriously.

Also, thanks for a great couple years, everyone. We love you all!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hi, Dick Bush here.
0:02.2	The boys said if I read this commercial, they'll keep sending me the podcast on tapes in the mail.
0:08.2	So, uh, subscribe to Drunk X pastors via your podcast app or leave them a review on iTunes.
0:15.0	You can share and follow them on Facebook and Twitter or leave them a voicemail at 21397 Drunk
0:24.0	Shop at their Amazon link
0:26.8	Drunkxpastors.com whack
0:29.7	Whack?
0:32.4	What's a whack?
0:34.6	Whack Amazon or become a patron at patreon.com.
0:41.7	Wack again, Drunk X Pastors.
0:44.5	So support the boys and God bless America.
0:48.6	Dick Bush out.
0:49.8	Welcome to the 100th episode of Drunk X Pastors.
0:53.2	What?
0:53.8	It's about 98 episodes more than I thought we would do when we started this. A hundred episodes. Yeah. What? And I feel ill prepared. Right. Actually, I'm very prepared for the drunk part of drunk ex-pastures because I've been drinking for about three hours now. Me too, dude. Yeah. Who was it? Was it Kora? Who was it who called last week and said, You guys should get drunk. No, it wasn't her.
1:13.8	It wasn't her.
1:13.9	It wasn't her.
1:14.3	But. hours. Me too, dude. Yeah. Who was it? Was it? Who was it? Who called last week and said, you guys should get drunk?
1:12.9	No, it wasn't her.
1:13.9	It wasn't someone else.
1:14.8	But somebody, we had to take a voicemail last week and said, you guys should fully
1:17.9	be drunk for your hundredth episode.
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