Greased Up Naked Florida Man On The Loose

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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 The Snow Plow Show’s Hotel Phone Goofies Listen!! 2:44.242 he Manly Hetero World Now Hates Bud Light 3:46.194 I Want To Start A Conservative Beer Brand For REAL Cis Gendered Patriots 8:21.666 Planets Are Fake – Science Has Been Lying To You 14:24.659 Black Incels Just Want To End All Females And Children 18:56.050 Screaming About Women For Incels 20:44.819 Airplane Freakout Squeals And Screams 27:10.431 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today And Receive Salvation […]

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0:00.0	It breaks its Friday, April 7th, 2023, coming up on the program today, and any it explains
0:05.9	how planets are fake.
0:07.4	Plus, a black man suggests just eradicating all women and children, a greased up naked
0:12.7	man, swimming, trampoline, and smelling like peppermint, and how I sold my dumb demon
0:19.0	baby.
0:20.0	Hello, I'm a guest here.
0:30.0	Yes, how would you like me to assist you?
0:33.0	Well, I'm in your electrical panel room, you know, the electrical room here in the hotel.
0:39.0	And I don't know, it's got a bunch of electrical panels in it.
0:44.0	There's a bunch of switches, I'm up on the second floor.
0:47.0	Are you fixing something?
0:50.0	No, I was trying to figure out which switch will turn off my room.
0:53.0	I want to turn off the power to my room real fast.
0:56.0	I'm just going to rewire the light fixture.
1:00.0	What's going on, sir?
1:02.0	Oh, another person.
1:03.0	Okay, I'm sorry.
1:04.0	I'm in the electrical room, you know, that's got all the electrical panels in it.
1:08.0	Okay.
1:09.0	I'm trying to figure out which switch turns off my room.
1:13.0	Okay, I'm going to put these switches on the second floor.
1:19.0	On the second floor, do me a favor, sir.
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