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🗓️ 6 November 2025
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Welcome back to an all-new episode of the Luke and Pete Show! This time around the lads spend more time than planned on Jamie Oliver, including the truly quaint Turkey Twizzlers incident of 2005. There's also Halloween chat, pirate accents and their origin and Pete forgetting who Greta Thunberg is.
And, the question on everyone's lips is answered - is the Battery Robot getting fed today? All in all, it's classic LAPS fodder. Don't miss it!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm gonna make his stick chicken stir fry. |
| 0:08.6 | Have you not seen it when he tries to get the little fella to, |
| 0:12.6 | the American kid to build up his confidence by cooking? |
| 0:15.7 | Right. |
| 0:16.3 | And he gets him to come over and the kids, |
| 0:18.9 | he's like, what are you going to make for me today? |
| 0:20.2 | And the kid's like chicken stir fry. And he's like, no, you going to make for me today? And the kids like, |
| 0:21.2 | chicken stir fry. |
| 0:22.1 | And he's like, |
| 0:22.4 | no, |
| 0:22.6 | you need some more confidence. |
| 0:23.9 | You need to be really confident about what you're going to make. And do it again. When I ask you what you're going to make, you want to set with confidence. And so the kid goes away, comes back and he says, hello, whatever your name is what you're going to make and he goes i'm going to make a chicken stir fry yeah yes it's the yore that uh that gets you i suppose |
| 0:45.5 | i think a yore can um can josh up any conversation i think um i'm sorry it's terminal yo |
| 0:51.1 | i think that's kind of like give an example give another example that. My child has been horrifically mangled on a roller coaster, yo. Perfect. That's a certain kind of, um, jush to it. Yeah. Prince Andrew. You've lost you. You've lost the right to use the Royal Seal. Do it again. Not Prince Andrew anymore. Do it again? Just Andrew? |
| 1:11.3 | Andrew? |
| 1:12.3 | Do you get like a, do you get like a, is there a sub royal title you get like a, do you not get even a, get like a dukedom? Is there like a lesser dukedom you can sort of steal from it? Yes, it's Andrew, you little shit. You've disgraced the whole thing. Could you buy like a house, like the Earl of Froddham, like Cesar back in the day? |
| 1:30.1 | Yeah, so when you get the... It's land, isn't it? You had land, so you get it. Some land comes, I think, resplendent with a title. But I believe that the artist formerly known as Prince Andrew is now just Andrew Mountbatten, Windsor. Right. Still a fancy name, isn't it, I suppose? |
| 1:45.9 | But why are we missing a trick here? |
| 1:47.0 | Why aren't we going back to the 90s when everyone used to call him Randy Andy? Randy, Andy. I'll just take, I mean, Windsor's not even their bloody name. It's all German, isn't it? They sort of adopted that name to sound more English. Yeah, but anyone could adopt a name, as you would well know, surely. |
| 1:58.7 | Well, he could adopt the name |
| 2:00.7 | not a paedophile Prince Andrew. |
| 2:01.9 | I mean, that could be a you would well know, surely. Well, he could adopt the name not a paedophile Prince Andrew. |
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