Chinese Takeaway with a Sex Worker

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

In a development that will surprise absolutely no-one, Pete went into The City for a night out and was propositioned by a sex worker. Unfortunately for all concerned, his small talk made the situation considerably worse. And there’s more bad news - the bin situation in Leigh-on-Sea is out of control! And, what’s more, council are taunting local residents about it!

Elsewhere there’s good news for short kings everywhere because the lads find time to appoint a new official leg lengthener of LAPS. Form an orderly queue to be 6ft tall, everyone!

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0:00.0	There's a real cool club on the other side of town.
0:09.9	It's the Luca Pitcho, and I am Pete Donaldson.
0:12.4	I'm joined me with Saluki Moore, the cool kids sitting around talking about you.
0:17.2	That was, never has there been a more, hello by the way, hello everyone.
0:22.1	Never has there been a more apt describer of going on a night out with you than that line there.
0:29.6	What do you mean?
0:30.2	There's a really cool club on the other side of town.
0:33.5	We're not going on that one.
0:34.7	You can't stay.
0:35.5	That does not have an indie night on it.
0:37.7	Guaranteed.
0:38.4	When we're in Naples, you spent quite a lot of time wasting a night out trying to work out how to get to a indie club or venue on an island in the bay.
0:48.0	Yeah.
0:48.4	I mean, I don't know why.
0:50.0	That doesn't feel like a bare pursuit for me.
0:52.0	The only indie night that was on was like a jet ski away, which seems like...
0:58.4	That's right.
0:59.3	You never sit still for long enough on your nights out.
1:02.3	No.
1:03.4	To be fair, but...
1:04.0	Are you still like that?
1:05.4	Uh...
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