Plastic Surgery Consultations, Restaurant Pet Peeves, Upsetting Analogies
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.6 • 6.5K Ratings
🗓️ 8 January 2026
⏱️ 105 minutes
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Summary
Joe Kwaczala and Danielle Koenig joins us to discuss an insane thing that happened to me in Westwood, aesthetic consultations, nicknames, insulting analogies, Joe's hair, balance, a fish tank update, Broadchurch, Your Friends and Enemies, a mastering fiasco and more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks.
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| 0:00.0 | And now, live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rosen is your new best friend show. |
| 0:07.4 | Tonight, Allison, welcome to guests. She's a writer, actress, and co-host of the podcast, How to Survive, is Danielle Caning. And he's a comedian, writer, actor, filmmaker, and host of the podcast, Who Cares about the Rock Hall? It's Joe Quazala. |
| 0:22.5 | Tone Zone is here to try and explain to a very skeptical guest why his two gold records |
| 0:27.9 | smell like chocolate. |
| 0:29.6 | I'm her husband Daniel Sandhop on board the love bus and say hello to your best friend. |
| 0:34.2 | Allison Rosen. |
| 0:36.3 | Allison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:41.8 | Allison, Allison, Allison with perfect good time's never in. |
| 0:47.5 | Allison, Rosen, too, in a way to dance and dance again. |
| 0:53.1 | Allison, Rosen, |
| 0:55.9 | Allison's your new best friend. |
| 0:58.3 | Hello, my little Nilla Wafers, dipped in key lime pie dip. |
| 1:01.5 | Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 1:05.5 | That particular carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon. |
| 1:08.2 | Patreon by Whitney A. |
| 1:10.1 | Yes, I am on Patreon. |
| 1:11.6 | All sorts of fun stuff over there. |
| 1:13.5 | You can get friend zones with me where I share all sorts of stuff that I'm legally required to keep behind a paywall. |
| 1:20.6 | Also, sometimes with fan favorite guests of the show. |
| 1:24.2 | Just put one up with Renee Colvert where I am trying not to reveal what she said |
| 1:29.4 | because this is a tease but let's just say she went on a psilocybin retreat where she received |
| 1:36.5 | some information from a deceased relative and it was advice to change some aspects of her life, like big ones, and she |
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