Daniel and Alison (Elf Party and Milk Dispensers)
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.6 • 6.5K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2026
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
Owen's salty sailor mouth is beginning to be a problem and I'm wondering if I should give EMDR another go. Daniel is anxious but he doesn't want to get into it. We take your calls and I recount the recent Peter saga. Plus our annual Elf Dinner!
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| 0:00.0 | Allison, Rosen, |
| 0:03.0 | Allison is your new best friend. |
| 0:06.0 | Allison, Allison, with perfect good times never end. |
| 0:12.0 | Allison, Rosen, too, and away to get some pants again. |
| 0:17.0 | Allison, Rosen, Allison's your new best friend. |
| 0:22.6 | Hey, everyone. Hi, hello. Welcome to another exciting episode of Alison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:28.8 | I believe this is, no, I know, more than believe, I know this is the first episode with Daniel |
| 0:37.3 | and me of 2026. |
| 0:39.6 | And as fitting, I am sitting in pod cabin with your husband and mine, Daniel Quants. |
| 0:44.8 | Hello. |
| 0:45.7 | Hello. |
| 0:46.8 | Happy New Year. |
| 0:47.7 | Happy New Year to you and everybody listening. |
| 0:50.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:51.3 | Thank you guys. |
| 0:52.0 | If you're still along for the ride, and I don't mean to suggest |
| 0:54.6 | people are peeling off at a fast clip or anything, but if you're still with us, you're a survivor, |
| 1:02.4 | you're a winner. Daniel, do you recall, okay, when you hear you're a winner, does that just sound positive to you? |
| 1:14.5 | It's all context. |
| 1:16.0 | Because there was a period of time, and I want to say it was like between third and fifth grade where winner was an insult. Okay, winner. |
| 1:23.3 | Right. It was like, oh, you're a real winner. |
| 1:26.0 | But it was like, it was only an insult. |
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