Daniel and Alison (Darnell Quintz and Bids for Analysis)
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.6 • 6.5K Ratings
🗓️ 12 January 2026
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
Daniel and I are talking about an insulting auction house lady, the four horsemen of our marriage, the feeling I get when he talks about politics with me and the feeling he gets when he sees the feeling I get, painting over the Netflix sticker on his book, my dang thumbs, parenting a child who is autistic and so much more.
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| 0:00.0 | Allison, Rosen, |
| 0:02.7 | Allison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:06.4 | Allison, Allison, with perfect good times never end. |
| 0:12.0 | Allison, Rosen, too, and a way to get some pants again. |
| 0:17.7 | Allison, Rosen, Allison's your new best friend. |
| 0:22.5 | Hey, everyone, hi, hello. |
| 0:24.5 | Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:28.6 | I am sitting here on a peaceful Saturday afternoon with your husband and mine, Daniel Quants. |
| 0:34.5 | Hello. |
| 0:35.0 | Hello. |
| 0:35.8 | How goes it? |
| 0:37.5 | It goes, well, yeah, it's a nice day. How goes it? It goes. |
| 0:38.3 | Well, yeah, it's a nice day, isn't it? |
| 0:40.2 | Finally, rain stopped. |
| 0:41.9 | And we are taking full advantage of this day by doing nothing. |
| 0:48.3 | We're recording this episode. |
| 0:49.4 | That's true. |
| 0:49.9 | And that counts. |
| 0:51.2 | Also, we got haircuts this morning. |
| 0:53.2 | We have found a woman in Burbank. |
| 0:55.2 | You have. Yeah. I cut my own hair. Well, so we're all DIYing in a sense. I mean, it's actually not me who's... |
| 1:03.4 | No salons for this crew. It's not me who's doing the hair, but we don't have to leave the house. And if you have kids, especially kids who are |
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