Planted Evidence

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2017

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Max files suit against his mother, Mercedes. When Mercedes sees a plant she likes out in the world, she takes a clipping home to plant in her garden. Max says this is stealing but Mercedes disagrees. She thinks plants in public spaces are fair game! Who's right? Who's wrong? Thank you to Alex Callard & Megan Hodgkiss for suggesting this week's title! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.6	I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn.
0:06.5	This week, planted evidence.
0:09.1	Max Files suit against his mother Mercedes.
0:12.1	When Mercedes sees a plant she likes out in the world, she takes a clipping home to plant
0:16.7	in her garden.
0:18.1	Max says this is stealing.
0:20.1	Mercedes disagrees.
0:22.1	She thinks plants in public spaces are fair game.
0:25.9	Who's right?
0:26.9	Who's wrong?
0:27.9	Only one man can decide.
0:29.9	He's rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural
0:35.5	reference.
0:38.3	He isn't Allecolond.
0:40.3	He will never be Allecolond.
0:42.5	He never was Allecolond.
0:44.9	He's just a ghost.
0:46.6	A ghost dressed in weeds.
0:50.5	Baylif Jesse Thorn, swear them in.
0:52.4	Please rise and raise your right hand.
0:54.1	Do you swear to tell the truth?
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