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Welcome to another sparking edition of Plank of the Week. I've got the plank right here. I've got two willing contenders to be able to award it to. And of course, with your help, I have managed to find

quite a few nominations this week because it has been quite a remarkable week. I'm delighted to say

it is the return of Belinda DeLussie, who is here from Unlocked and also former Brexit party MEP of course Russell Quirk a self-confessed ethics man

and man of the people Belinda let's kick off with you though because we haven't seen you for a while

so welcome back yes my first plank of the week is Naomi the Crim Campbell so Naomi is

Naomi is probably one of the most frequently arrested celebs that we have.

She has a violent temper, as we know, and she's been charged on all sorts of assaults.

Yes.

Well, she was one of the first to sort of commit air rage, wasn't she, on British Airways?

Well, that was very funny on a British Airways flight.

She had a massive temper tantrum.

Passengers had to flee the cabin for fear of their safety.

And then she ended up spitting at police officers and kicking them in the thigh with her heel boots and screaming,

you're only doing this because I'm a black woman and things like that.

And then, of course, she slapped and punched her maid.

She's hit people with phones at some time.

She had to do five days cleaning loose.

I mean, this woman.

The list goes on.

The list goes on.

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