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But it is time, ladies gentlemen, for Plank of the Week. And I'm delighted to say that today we have two very, very famous people joining us.

Kevin O'Sullivan, of course, the evening time host of Talk Radio from 7 till 10,

and Belinda Delucci, former MEP for the Brexit Party.

Now, we should probably not say ladies first, but I'm going to say it

anyway, because I think you should go first with your first plank nomination of the week.

Can I just say I'm identifying as a woman, so? You can't? Sorry. And can we just give a trigger warning?

I'm identifying as a lady. Are you as, yes. Can we give a trigger warning to Cambridge students

now who have been very upset with the term ladies, even though they're not my plank of the week?

Yes. We should actually have a warning. You know how they do those warnings at the start of movies?

Yes. You know, some of the scenes in this might be disturbing for you. And so if you're particularly woke, you won't really enjoy it.

But now they cancel the term trigger warnings because the word trigger warnings or the term trigger warnings will frighten them.

Yes.

Who's that at a horse called tree?

It was Roy Rogers, wasn't it?

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