Pitching Bad Scripts to Freddie Wong

Forehead Fables

General Sam

Comedy

4.8 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2021

⏱️ 110 minutes

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0:00.0	I remember my mom in the 90s, she had, you know, like old school contacts, which were like pieces of glass or something.
0:10.0	I don't know.
0:10.7	But I remember she would just like sleep in them and wear them all through the day, go gardening and stuff.
0:16.1	If they fell out, she'd just pick it up off the floor and like lick it, throw it back in.
0:19.7	And they're like glass.
0:21.3	Yeah. No, they weren't out of glass.
0:22.7	They were like thick rubber though.
0:24.6	And what if she stared at the sun would it just fucking
0:26.4	Yeah.
0:27.4	Yeah.
0:31.3	A beam of light shoots through the back of her head.
0:35.9	No, but she, uh, where was I going with this? Oh, yeah. Winnie, she took her head. No, but she, where was I going
0:38.9	with this?
0:39.5	Oh, yeah.
0:40.4	Winnie, she took her contacts out.
0:42.1	She looked like one of those,
0:43.2	you know, the fish at the bottom
0:45.1	of the Mariana Trench.
0:47.0	Sorry, is this like a,
0:48.3	is this like a dick butts and farts
0:49.1	podcast?
0:49.8	No, right this down, too.
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