jschlatt and his stupid brass monkey with its stupid sexy brass balls

Forehead Fables

General Sam

Comedy

4.8 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2021

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

if these guests get any more famous we're gonna have to get someone on here that people actually care about

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0:00.0	I'm gonna order some food.
0:05.6	You order food now?
0:07.0	You want to start?
0:08.1	Yeah, we can start.
0:10.3	I'll just grab it.
0:13.2	I'm glad to see a guest is so fucking engaged.
0:16.5	I'm gonna say it's fucking super stoked.
0:20.6	Just start this shit whenever you want.
0:22.6	You can make this count.
0:24.3	Hey, shut up.
0:25.9	No, you're done.
0:27.3	You're done.
0:27.9	Oh, no.
0:28.4	If your kids and wife died, that'd be the worst thing ever.
0:31.4	I would cut off my legs just so I can have that happen.
0:33.7	Who's doing this?
0:36.2	40,000 bucks, right?
0:39.3	Oh, my God. Who's doing this? 40,000 bucks, right? A man dingo fight. Oh my God. It's $500,000, man.
0:42.3	I'd be like shitting right next to people to like gross them out, like making myself throw up.
0:48.3	I had to test that out for the consumer.
0:50.3	Oh, okay.
0:51.3	Yeah, selfless.
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