Piotr Outs Himself
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
Audacy
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 9 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Talk about talking to the cops. There's a guy here in Washington who has just been arrested for the 98th time. |
| 0:05.2 | I mean, come on, man. This time he led officers on a high-speed chase after stealing thousands of dollars with a merchandise from several stores in the past week. |
| 0:12.4 | Now, the cops called off the chase due to the extremely reckless behavior of the driver. But they did track him down a while later, and they did apprehend him. |
| 0:20.7 | Police found a bunch of stolen merchandise and drugs while searching his truck. |
| 0:23.4 | And get this. They also saw a custom bong device built into the dash so we could |
| 0:28.9 | comfortably smoke some weed while driving. Oh. The driver is a four-time convicted felon. |
| 0:33.9 | He has 27 misdemeanor convictions across those 97 prior arrest. Now he's facing |
| 0:40.6 | charges of DUI, alluding police, and possession of narcotics. I like that he has this |
| 0:44.6 | bong built into the steering wheel. I need to see this appraisal. I know. Come on. I've seen it one |
| 0:49.5 | time in a golf bag. Okay. It was kind of like, you know, you've seen the tubes that you put in, Ted, to basically put your clubs in? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He had one of those and just converted it into a bong and had a, you know, the hit coming out of the, the bowl coming out of the bag. I've seen the club that looks like a driver. Yeah. But it's a little bit thicker in there. and then you open the little spout on the driver and kind of pump it and it puts out |
| 1:13.6 | whatever you felt it up with. |
| 1:14.7 | Yeah. But it's a little bit thicker in there. Then you open the little spout on the driver and kind of pump it and it puts out whatever you felt it up with. Yeah. Good times. Why were you speaking to an officer of the law, 206803 ride? Bond built in his car. Yeah. Keep in mind. He's been arrested 98 times. Are we shocked? Hello, Adam. Welcome to the men's room. |
| 1:29.3 | Hola, bitches. |
| 1:29.9 | Ola! |
| 1:38.9 | So, one of my first memories, or at least adult memories, was we had just moved back to California in the Bay Area. This was before weed was decriminalized, and our entire entire apartment brand new first night in it smoke |
| 1:47.0 | everywhere you couldn't see through it and there's a knock at the door and it was the cops |
| 1:51.7 | and they were asking for someone named Jose Garcia who uh we never heard this name so of course uh |
| 2:00.7 | i had opened the door i'm not going to say no to a cop, but I'm staring at this guy, and I'm trying to convince him that that person doesn't live here. Now as an adult looking back, I'm pretty sure they knew that we weren't harboring a criminal fugitive or we would not have opened the door. That is a good point. He might have been the previous tenant if you just moved it. That's probably the case. 100%. After the fact, yeah. And I know cops might think, oh, maybe you're lying. Maybe he's hiding in the back. But like I said, we opened the door, smoke porn out. Like, yes, officer. and yeah And, uh, yeah, I'm pretty sure that, man, these poor dumb kids. I mean, that was, I was, what, 22? That was freaking 26 years ago. Did he, uh, did he just say okay? And did he go in and check out the place? Or did he say, okay? They even asked, is it okay, if we come and take a look around? And I said, yeah, okay. And they didn't. |
| 2:52.0 | I think at that point, they're like, yeah, no, these dumb kids, there's no way they would have said yes with all this smoke. |
| 2:56.9 | And even though it wasn't decriminalized until 2016 back then, cops didn't care for your smoke. |
| 3:01.8 | Well, I'll see, exactly. |
| 3:02.8 | It's a Bay Area. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Audacy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Audacy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

