And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, if you live in Florida and you like touching caterpillars, don't.

That's according to experts, it seems that the Tussock Moth caterpillars, they're flourishing

right now, and if you touch them, it can cause a rash.

Again, apparently people in Florida really like touching caterpillars.

Just don't touch them.

Now, if you live in Hamburg, Germany or anywhere on earth, don't touch a wolf.

A woman there tried to help a confused wolf.

Seriously, apparently it was behind glass.

It kept bumping into the glass and not understanding what it was.

She tried to help, in spite of it being a wolf, and for her trouble, she was bitten on the face.

Now, she did survive. The same cannot be said for a hiker in California. She was bitten by rattlesnake,

and she died five days later. So don't touch caterpillars, wolves, or rattlesnakes.

And if you're in Spain, don't kiss someone's hand.

You know, some guys will kiss a woman's hand when they meet.

Yeah, the Supreme Court in Spain has ruled that that is sexual assault.

Meanwhile, in Pittsburgh, a man was arrested in charge with indecent assault after he groped a woman at a mall.

Now, what makes this story particularly odd is that the woman was dressed as the Easter Bunny doing photos for kids.

In fact, the Groper asked if it was a man or woman in the costume.

And then when he heard that it was a woman, that's when he got to groping and the cops got to arrested.

And they showed a picture. I mean, she looks like a freaking Easter Bunny, right? I mean, that's when he got to grope in and the cops got to arrest him and they showed a picture i mean

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